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Tuesday
May292012

Paedophile moves from Catholic Church to the TSA

Thomas Harkins, a Catholic priest who was removed from the ministry after sexually abusing two young girls, is now working for the TSA at Philadelphia International Airport. Seriously, when you have lower standards than the Catholic Church for hiring paedophiles, you should not have carte blanche to strip-search children.

'Course the Neo-Cons would say that you have to give up your children's right not to be patted down by a known paedophile in order to guarantee your freedom...

Monday
May282012

The Green Heart of Europe

We spent the day travelling around the countryside of Luxembourg. It is easy to think of Luxembourg the country as only Luxembourg, the eponymous city. But Luxembourg is not a city-state, it is a very rural country, with 80% of the population living in small towns scattered around the woodlands and farmlands of this mountainous province, a minature Switzerland.

We started the day in Echternach, the oldest town in Luxembourg. Echternach hugs the shore of the Sauer, the tiny river that marks the border with Germany. With the bright sun and perfect blue skies the river was full of kayakers and the riverbank lined with families. In the country of Schengen, it is appropriate to marvel that not so long ago paddling across this stream would have warranted a passport check and currency change.

Passing through rolling fields, playing in a park in Diekirch and viewing the castle perched above Vianden capped off a day which changed the way I see Luxembourg.

Saturday
May262012

A day in Trier

Trier is the oldest city in Germany, founded before 16 BCE. This small city has remarkable preservation of its ancient buildings. I am used to the claim of "Roman buildings" being used to describe the few remaining bricks excavated found the foundations of a bath or ampitheatre, but in Trier the buildings are still in perfect condition, nearly 2000 years after being built. The Porta Nigra was our first site of old Trier, and it had us scratching our heads. Sure, it was built in a Roman style, but surely such a building could not have survived essentially intact for so long? But apart from minor conversion to a Church in 1035 and reversion back to a Roman gate by Napoleon, the gate has stood unchanged for 1800 years.

And it is not just the black stone of Porta Nigra that still stands, Trier has intact Roman walls, baths, bridges and an amphitheatre. And the post-Roman construction is just as glorious, such as the charmingly pink Elector's Palace. This beautiful little city was framed by perfect weather for strolling around, giving us a day to be remembered.

Friday
May252012

Airport security

Thursday
May242012

Public nudity in the French Riveria

Little Hayden bares it all in Nice.

Wednesday
May232012

Micronation tour: Monaco edition

If Liechtenstein is too big for you, welcome to Monaco. For reasons that probably surprise even the 7000 Monegasques, Monaco has survived as a relic from the age of city states, the only remaining soverign city-state in Europe, and (together with Singapore) only one of two remaining in the world.

Monaco muddled along economically for centuries, making deals with France and various Italian states to maintain its soverignity, until it hit upon the idea of being a casino holiday resort / tax haven. The casino was opened in 1856, but didn't really take off until the owners petitioned to change the name of the quarter away from "Les Spelegures" (Den of Thieves). They made a convincing argument to Prince Charles that it should be renamed "Monte Carlo" in his honour, and naturally he agreed. One condition, however, was that citizens of Monaco were not allowed to gamble in the casino, which even now only sucks money from rich foreigners. We didn't go and gamble in the casino, but being charged €16 for a small beer and a hot chocolate made us feel like "Den of Thieves" would be a more honest name.

The massive earnings of the Casino is the main reason why Monaco can afford to have no income tax. This in turn allows it to be a tax haven for the obscenely rich, adding to the glamour and image of decadent Monaco. So many millionaires want to live in the tiny nation that the city is almost one solid building, with the roofs of hotels being used as parks and railways being diverted underground. The real estate business is so lucrative here that the average apartment price in the country is €55,000 per square metre! 

It is not completely correct though to say that Monaco has no income tax. More precisely, there are no taxes on rich useless people with vast amounts of inherited wealth (for example, the royal family of Monaco). People who actually have jobs still have to pay an employee tax, so the only untaxed are the unemployed ultra-rich of Monaco. We will have to assume that it is pure chance that Monaco and Liechtenstein, still ruled by mega-wealthy royal families with enormous political power, have tax codes that do not take a cent away from mega-wealthy families...

The combination of tourist mecca and tax haven produces some odd demographics in tiny Monaco. Monegasques are the decided minority of residents, only ~20% of the population, and the resident and commuting French population are culturally dominant. Large families are essentially non-existant, with one of the lowest birth-rates in the world, leading to very few Monegasques children. On our meanders through this micronation we did find the two places where the 20 teenagers of Monaco hang out. Under the train station escalators we found the imitation American street gang, who wore hipster outfits and took turns breakdancing as the others kept their best masks of distain on their faces. And under the escalator by the harbour we found a cluster of pseudo-goths wearing leather jackets and hunched over their laptops, poaching free wifi from the casino next door.

In a sign of just how small Monaco is, when looking for an Indian resturant for dinner, Lydia found one but then said "oh, that restuarant is in France, we can't go there". Since it was only 400m away we crossed the international border on foot anyway. Finally, since I can't write a blog post without mentioning Hayden, here is a video of Hayden eating a pickle in Monaco:

Tuesday
May222012

Goodnight Moon

When Lydia reads goodnight books to Hayden he always tries to turn to the last page.

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I think he is looking for the beer page on the menu.

 

Friday
May112012

Game theory and socialism

The ethical and practical rationale for socialism can be explained very clearly through game theory. Consider the two most famous game theory scenarios, the Prisoner's Dilemma and the Ultimation Game.

Prisoner's Dilemma: Two men are arrested, but the police do not possess enough information for a conviction. Following the separation of the two men, the police offer both a similar deal—if one testifies against his partner (defects/betrays), and the other remains silent (cooperates/assists), the betrayer goes free and the cooperator receives the full one-year sentence. If both remain silent, both are sentenced to only one month in jail for a minor charge. If each 'rats out' the other, each receives a three-month sentence. Each prisoner must choose either to betray or remain silent; the decision of each is kept quiet. What should they do?

In the absence of a social contract, the decision is easy: each prisoner should attempt to betray the other. Afterall, if the other remains silent, they walk away free, while if the other cooperates, it is better to get the three month sentence for betraying each other than to have all the blame pinned on you. Thus, in purely rational terms it is best for each prisoner to attempt to betray each other, each ending up with three months in prison. There is, however, a better scenario for both - both remain silent and both only serve one month in prison. This is the win-win scenario, but it requires a social contract, an implicit assumption that the other will behave in the same manner. Many variants of the Prisoner's Dilemma or the related Hawk-Dove game exist, and the mathematically-proven optimal scenario is to have a social contract that each individual will accept a minor loss and not pursue maximal gain. Furthermore, the social contract works best when it is enforced by a neutral third party, with the capacity to punish cheaters. In essence, this is what government is, a neutral third party created to enforce the social contract. We all make minor concessions (pay taxes, agree to drive on the same side of the road, etc) and in return we live in a much better society than if everyone tried to cheat off others.

This is probably the rationale for the rise of religion - as an enforcer of social contracts, religion would create some of the gains that come from solving the Prisoner's Dilemma. Better, of course, is a system that is more inclusive (ideally, everyone in a society) and that each individual has some say over what social norms are enforced i.e., a democratic government. So apologies to any anarchists or liberitarians, but government is in fact a distinct advantage to individuals. But why does this lead to socialism? Afterall, a government that enforced a social contract of pure capitalism would equally solve the Prisoner's Dilemma.

Here we need to consider an second game, the Ultimatum Game.

Ultimatium Game: Take two people and tell them they have the opportunity to split $10. Furthermore, tell one person that, as first mover, they get to make a one time offer, and tell the other person that, as second mover, they get the opportunity to either accept or reject this offer. If the offer is rejected they both go home with zero. If the offer is accepted, they each walk away with the proposed split.

Game theorists and capitalists agree, the solution is easy. The first person should offer the smallest possible amount (1c) and the second person should accept it. Afterall, why would the first person give away any more of their wealth than required to make the deal accepted? And the second person should accept it, since 1c is better than nothing.

Fortunately, the capitalists are completely wrong in every experimental test of the Ultimatium Game. The Game has been run in many formats in many cultures all around the world, and the "solution" never occurs. Firstly, most people when making the offer tend to propose ~50%, giving away far more than the pure capitalist or game theorist would. Secondly, most people receiving offers will reject any offers below 25%, preferring to have everyone walk away with nothing rather than let the first person have three times more than themselves. Amazingly, this is even true when the unfair portion is equal to two weeks wages. People have an innate and viseral disgust at inequality. The Ultimatium Game teaches us that people are happier accepting $5 each from $10, than they are in accepting $10 from a $100 split.

This is why socialism. We need government to enforce social contracts that make us all better off. We need democratic governments to create social contracts that benefit the majority of people. And we need socialism because our humanity is based on an intrinsic desire for equality. Pure capitalists will talk about "growing the pie" so that your tiny piece is a little bit bigger, as if we are all pure rationalists that would accept the 1c offer. But we are not. Socialism is about making the social compact a 50% offer, rather than the minimal 1c offer. Socialism is the statement that equality has value above and beyond what your share is.  Equality gives value to our lives, makes us happier and healthier, and is aligned with the basic human instinct.

Friday
Apr272012

Critical thinking reduces religiosity

This paper in the latest edition of Science will not come as a surprise to many atheists. The article is behind a paywall, but a summary is written here.


Analytic Thinking Promotes Religious Disbelief

Will M. Gervais and Ara Norenzayan

Science 27 April 2012:
Vol. 336 no. 6080 pp. 493-496

Scientific interest in the cognitive underpinnings of religious belief has grown in recent years. However, to date, little experimental research has focused on the cognitive processes that may promote religious disbelief. The present studies apply a dual-process model of cognitive processing to this problem, testing the hypothesis that analytic processing promotes religious disbelief. Individual differences in the tendency to analytically override initially flawed intuitions in reasoning were associated with increased religious disbelief. Four additional experiments provided evidence of causation, as subtle manipulations known to trigger analytic processing also encouraged religious disbelief. Combined, these studies indicate that analytic processing is one factor (presumably among several) that promotes religious disbelief. Although these findings do not speak directly to conversations about the inherent rationality, value, or truth of religious beliefs, they illuminate one cognitive factor that may influence such discussions.

Tuesday
Apr242012

Royal Museum of the Armed Forces and Military History

This weekend we went with friends to the Royal Museum of the Armed Forces and Military History in Brussels. Hayden was right into the spirit, tryinig his hand at piloting the Hunter MK6.