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Friday
May032013

Hayden in Mini-Europe

With friends from Australia visiting, we took the chance to show them and Hayden Mini-Europe before it closes in August. 
 

Hayden loved everything about Mini-Europe - the Hayden-sized buildings, the things to climb, the buttons to push and the national anthems. Best of all, though must have been the earthquakes Hayden could cause by pushing a button at Mount Vesuvius:

Sunday
Apr282013

The bluebells of Hallerbos

The bluebells are in flower, so we went out to Hallerbos forest to see them. Bluebells grow best in ancient forests, where a dense summer canopy and thick leaf-litter prevents most other plants from surviving in the undergrowth. Hallerbos is one of the few surviving fragments of the primordial European forest, part of the mighty Silva Carbonaria that once making up the frontier of the Roman Empire, and even though most of the largest trees where felled during WWI, the mature forest is still one of the best places to see bluebells in flower.

 

More photos are here.

Tuesday
Feb052013

Pants for Parisian women, just don't dress gay in Antwerp

In a long-delayed advance for women's equality, women in Paris now have the right to wear pants. The law from 1800 had previously been updated in 1909 to allow women to wear pantaloons when riding a bike or horse, but now it has finally been repealed. 

Meanwhile, in Antwerp, the mayor has decided that civil servants are not allowed to dress in a manner that identified them as openly gay. The example used was a rainbow shirt, but the concept was explained such that a civil servant cannot dress in a way that "makes clear that he or she adheres to this obedience". By all means, Mr Mayor, please give us the official homosexual dress code so that styles that are too obviously gay can be banned. Also, to achieve your desired neutrality, please ban all dress styles that are too openly heterosexual. 

Monday
Feb042013

Vandalism? Street-art?

Overnight our building was decorated with 6-story Bonom painting of a naked goblin / Ghandi caricature. Some people in our building are outraged at the vandalism, but I don't mind it too much.

To me, the greater act of vandalism was performed by the architect in designing a big ugly brick wall in an urban landscape and by the city planner who approved this monstrosity of a building. Every time I walk past I think that we should commission a mural on the wall, so while this isn't what I would have chosen I'm happy to see a bit more character than ugly brick.

The other thing that this building makes me consider is who should really own the rights to our urban landscape? Living inside our ugly building we have views over a park and a beautiful castle, yet our neighbours are dominanted by our eyesore. We would all like to live in a beautiful city, but there is little incentive to make our own building a feature as we only see those of our neighbours. 

Sunday
Jan132013

Snow baby

 

Sunday
Nov252012

What isn't a Guinness World Record?

At Brussels Midi train station at the moment is the "World's Longest Chocolate Structure" according to the Guinness Book of Records. The chocolate train is 33.6 metres long, took 784 hours to construct and is made from 1285kg of chocolate in 6,432 pieces.

It is actually very well done, with spectacular attention to detail, but seriously, what isn't a Guinness World Record nowdays? This was a new category just invented, so they got he record automatically - but surely anyone willing to lie a thousand chocolate bars end-to-end will beat it. Knowing Guinness, they will then create sub-records for "World's Longest Chocolate Train" or "World's Longest Dark Chocolate Structure".

 

Tuesday
Nov202012

Hayden meets Santa Claus...

... and his black slave.

Monday
Oct152012

Who are N-VA?

On the weekend we had local elections in Belgium. For our local region, the outcome was very nice: a mix of socialists and greens in power, with a focus on improving bilingual schools and growing the car-free areas of the neighbourhood.

But the big story of the elections was the growth of N-VA, mirroring the Federal election results a few years ago. I don't hide the fact that I detest N-VA and their leader, Bart De Wever, for their general nasty bigotry. De Wever has a long history of seedy partial associations with far right neo-Nazi characters, but it is enough at arms length that he doesn't carry with him their taint. However, whatever you want to say about De Wever, he is the political story of the decade in Belgium, changing the electoral map, coming from nowhere to being the largest party in Flanders.

So who exactly is voting for N-VA and De Wever? The changes from the Provincial election results since 2006 are a good indication of who makes up N-VA:
* A block of voters come from their 2006 coalition with the Christian conservatives (CD&V)
* The Socialist Party (SP.a) lost 40% of its vote, but largely this was to Green/Socialist alliance and similar parties. Overall, the Green/Socalist block was reduced by 2.8%, which presumbly went over to N-VA.
* The economic liberals (Open VLD) lost 20% of its vote, presumbly to N-VA (no one else increased their vote)
* The neo-Nazi Vlaams Belang party lost a whopping 60% of its vote to N-VA

Based on these figures, N-VA voters are:
* 45% former neo-Nazi voters (VB)
* 30% former Christian conversatives (CD&V, formally in alliance with N-VA in 2006)
* 15% former economic liberals (Open VLB)
* 10% former socialists (SP.a), largely from small towns where their vote died

So any time someone in Flemish politics wants to wave a magic wand and cleanse De Wever from all the hatred he spreads, it is worth remembering that he is drawing around half his vote from a hard-core neo-Nazi party. It is just that his bigotry has a thin veneer of respect, allowing him to pull in extra votes from the other conservative parties.

Monday
Aug272012

Praalstoet van de Gouden Boom

The Pageant of the Golden Tree, Brugge, a festival held every year based on the marriage of Charles the Bold and Margaret of York in 1468.

A sneak peek into the wicker structure worn by the actors carrying the Giant.

It appears that Flemings don't like Giants, killing them seems to be a pretty consistent theme in these parades

Lydia's favourite part of the parade

Friday
Jul202012

Belgian Olympic Team

This is the new ad for the Belgian Olympic Team 2012:

I don't get what their message is. Perhaps "Belgium is so small that our Olympic Team can fit under one umbrella"? Or "Belgium is so rainy that our Olympic Team needs an umbrella in the middle of summer"? And why are they wearing suits and ties? This hardly screams sporting prowess.